Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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