ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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