I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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