Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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