i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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