So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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