singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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