what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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