what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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