Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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