Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Be still, my beating vagina.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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