I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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