Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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