Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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