Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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