where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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