She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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