Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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