I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
