Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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