he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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