You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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