sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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