Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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