Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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