ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There r osticjed everywhere
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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