with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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