if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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