Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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