So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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