i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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