if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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