He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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