what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.