All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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