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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

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  I should injure you considerably.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.

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• (530): View more from California

  before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.

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• (760): View more from California

  I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.

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  Fair enough

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