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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.

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• (831): View more from California

  Don't EVER smell your tampon

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.

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  Spopky scrzy skeletonssz

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Uhmm, it's called hentai.

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  I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER

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• (530): View more from California

  Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?

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• (631): View more from New York

  lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.

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  i think i have dick pic PTSD.

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