You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED