I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?