You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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