I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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