man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
