Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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