playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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