one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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