oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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