I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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