ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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