Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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