Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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