so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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