I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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50% drunk capacity currently
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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