Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Houston, we have a squirter
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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