youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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