dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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