You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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