Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I need to sanitize my soul.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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