a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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