So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagine was all disorganized.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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