what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Randomize
